Friday, January 29, 2010

Ring Around A Rosy

Children song? yes, indeed.....meaning to it? quite interesting.....
This song's meaning is basiclly a lesson about the black death/plague. It was created to teach children of the middle ages about the sickness spreading across Europe. "Ring around the rosy" was when the flea bit you, there would be a mark, rosy-ish color that would have a ring aroung it. "pocket full of posy" is the line where the people of that time thought there was a cure. One of the plagues in the Black Death was airborn and rare because you had to be aroung someone sneezing or coughing to get it. And it made you die so fast, you didnt have time to spread it to others and people thought the cure was to sniff a posy pedal (a type of flower petal) and it can protect you, so everyone carried a 'pocket full of posy'. "ashes, ashes, we all fall down" So many people died at that time ( approximately 25 million people) that there wasn't much time to bury all of them, so they burned ALL the dead bodies. Fire=ashes, fall down=dead. End of explaination.....

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Random Sayings

A bunch of random sayings that'll hopefully bring smiles to you :)

If adults don't believe in Santa, then where does all the Santa Mail go?
My favorite thing about gummy bears is knowing that they can't fight back when you bite their heads off.

People who say "nothing is impossible" obviously haven't tried stopping a revolving door with their hands.

Pigs can fly......in food fights

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross road WITHOUT being questioned of their motives.

Cereal is the best substitute for pencil shavings.

If you get to the point of obession over a person, the best way to somehow make a hobby out of it is to take pictures of that person and make it into your personal flashcards.

Life is too important to take seriously

My life is based on a true story.

Don't read beauty magazines, they'll make you feel ugly.

Don't insult the alligator until AFTER you crossed the river.

There's always light at the end of a tunnel, just make sure it isn't a train.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?